Just got a tape of an interview Jim Hendry had with Ryne Sandberg and Mike Quade. Here’s how it played out
(Ryne and Mike walk in)
Jim Hendry: Hey guys, ho’s it going. Come in and sit down
Mike Quade: Nice to see you Mr. Hendry
Ryne Sandberg: Jim, hello
Jim: Here have a donut
Mike: oh no no I don’t want to eat any of your donuts
Jim: ah don’t worry I got 5 boxes still
Mike: please Mr. Hendry, no I can’t
Ryne: well I’ll have one
Jim: oh ok well here you Ryne
Ryne: hey glazed donut…thats good Jim!
Jim: alright well I brought you both here so we could all do this interview together. I thought it would be more conveient.
Mike: Thats a great idea Mr. Hendry
Jim: well thank you Mike. 1st question is…..favorite donut?
Mike:Well Mr. Hendry I like all donuts. I don’t think 1 donut is better than the other. They are all superb.
Jim: hmmm good answer..you Ryne?
Ryne: umm I don’t know. I suppose glazed??
Jim: ok ok….2nd question….if you ahd to choose between a hot dog or a chili dog what you picking?
Mike: Well I go with the chili dog. Th emore unhealthy the better
Ryne: excuse me but what does this have to do with baseball?
Jim: its important, whats your answer Ryne?
Ryne: uhh a hot dug with mustard
Jim: hmmmm ok
Mike: weak lol
Jim: you can say that again
Ryne: can we go on please?
Jim: sure sure…ok if there’s a runner on 1st with 1 out and you put on a steal and he gets thrown out..what do you say to the player??
Mike: hey it’s ok keep your hea dup…lets go boys!
Ryne: I would say run harder you pu**y!!!!
Jim: woah! Ryne calm down now
Ryne: what? No reason why he should be out
Mike: well he may not have good speed
Ryne: then why the hell are we sending him
Jim: Ryne! Please watch the language
Ryne: ok ok sorry
Jim: Mike..you had success last year when you took over for Old Lou, why?
Mike: well it’s because I let the veterans do what they want. I wasn’t going to try to be their boss’
Jim: Ryne how would you handle the veterans
Ryne: like their scum! You play hard or you get splinters on you ass
Jim: Yes watch your language come on!
Ryne: sorry I just get fired up!
Jim: speaking of fied up….I’m gonna fire up the oven and bake a ocuple cakes after this
Mike: Mind if I join?
Jim: of course now..ill pop in another rone for you
Mike: Oh boy
Ryne: what the hell is this?
Jim: I love angel food cake
Mike: so do I…so delicious
Ryne: are we gonna talk baseball or not?
Jim: ummm I made my decision..mike the job is yours
Ryne: take it..your gonna be managing under a idiot g.m. Anyway
Jim: oh come on Ryne..join us for cake and ice cream
Mike: hey ice cream to!
Jim: whats cake without ice cream?
Ryne: patchetic good bye (slams door)
Mike: attitude problem
Jim: no doubt.. come on mike lets go!